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  In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.

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• In all seriousness how much integrity could you have had if you have that many ex’s in one room at one time?

  Submitted by ck24 on May 14, 11 at 3:20pm

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• Maybe an Eiffel Tower night?

  Submitted by Michguy on May 14, 11 at 5:04pm

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• Love those parties where the birthday girl ends up someone's present.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on May 14, 11 at 3:20pm

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• Ck-dangerously close to sounding envious.

  Submitted by ky80 on May 14, 11 at 11:19pm

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• I saw a porn once where they did double anal, one in the vagina, one in the mouth, and one in each hand. It was a mess. Afterwords the girl dropped dead from seman overdose. Ladies watch your drinks at parties. If a guy cums in your drink while you are in the bathroom preparing for double anal it could lead to an overdose. What?

  Submitted by takinAshit on May 15, 11 at 10:23am

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  • If you're lucky you might get the girl to the emergency room before she overdoses, but the stomach pump is a nasty business.

    Submitted by nocturnesthesia on May 20, 11 at 11:47pm

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• W.E.G.T.T.T.P.B.G.H. It's got sort of a ring to it, almost like it could be a fun, heated drinking game

  Submitted by diabetis on May 15, 11 at 2:29am

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• Hiligan, not the two men... Double penetration is just wrong.

  Submitted by noble_sunny on May 14, 11 at 4:51pm

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• Suggest a threesome. Everybody wins.

  Submitted by haliganbar on May 14, 11 at 4:43pm

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• I was this birthday girl......the best part is leaving with random at the end of the night and flipping the ex's the bird as they watch your sweet ass walk/be carried away.

  Submitted by starknaked on May 15, 11 at 12:50am

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• Or rather your hymen

  Submitted by Allah on May 15, 11 at 3:05am

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• I got the impression that it meant she was going home with an ex.

  Submitted by cmcowher on May 14, 11 at 8:32pm

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