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  • 81 60
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 14, 11 at 3:20pm

    Love those parties where the birthday girl ends up someone's present.

  • 69 49
    Submitted by ck24 on May 14, 11 at 3:20pm

    In all seriousness how much integrity could you have had if you have that many ex’s in one room at one time?

  • 67 47
    Submitted by Michguy on May 14, 11 at 5:04pm

    Maybe an Eiffel Tower night?

  • 53 53
    Submitted by ky80 on May 14, 11 at 11:19pm

    Ck-dangerously close to sounding envious.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by diabetis on May 15, 11 at 2:29am

    W.E.G.T.T.T.P.B.G.H. It's got sort of a ring to it, almost like it could be a fun, heated drinking game

  • 51 56
    Submitted by takinAshit on May 15, 11 at 10:23am

    I saw a porn once where they did double anal, one in the vagina, one in the mouth, and one in each hand. It was a mess. Afterwords the girl dropped dead from seman overdose. Ladies watch your drinks at parties. If a guy cums in your drink while you are in the bathroom preparing for double anal it could lead to an overdose. What?

    • 43 45
      Submitted by nocturnesthesia on May 20, 11 at 11:47pm

      If you're lucky you might get the girl to the emergency room before she overdoses, but the stomach pump is a nasty business.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 14, 11 at 4:43pm

    Suggest a threesome. Everybody wins.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by cmcowher on May 14, 11 at 8:32pm

    I got the impression that it meant she was going home with an ex.

  • 49 69
    Submitted by starknaked on May 15, 11 at 12:50am

    I was this birthday girl......the best part is leaving with random at the end of the night and flipping the ex's the bird as they watch your sweet ass walk/be carried away.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by noble_sunny on May 14, 11 at 4:51pm

    Hiligan, not the two men... Double penetration is just wrong.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Allah on May 15, 11 at 3:05am

    Or rather your hymen