It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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