Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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