We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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