if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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