kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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