do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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