Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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