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  • Submitted by RecklessMonster on Nov 29, 10 at 11:17am

    My inner child is jumping with joy right now. My adult self is in slight fear of the hangover, but still jumping for joy.

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      Submitted by RyanM on Nov 30, 10 at 12:25am

      Oh I can't wait for this weekend now.

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    Submitted by tswift4eva on Nov 29, 10 at 11:21pm

    that milkshake would bring ALL the boys to the yard...

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    Submitted by rightmeow on Nov 29, 10 at 12:17pm

    it's true! it's called "adult chocolate milk." most big liquor stores should sell it. and it's delicious.

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 30, 10 at 12:45am

    I want some for my cereal. Lucky Charms 2.0 Bitches!

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 30, 10 at 12:53am

      Hahaha, Lucky Charms, I nearly died laughing!

      • Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 30, 10 at 2:15pm

        Those kids should have no problem catching Lucky now, because he's fucking wasted.

  • Submitted by SketchyKell on Nov 29, 10 at 1:36pm

    Until, of course, the FDA decided that this is more dangerous than regular beer, wine, and liquor because it's got chocolate in it. Those damn straight-laced conservatives like their alcohol free of all fun.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 30, 10 at 12:56am

      Chocolate is BAD kids

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 29, 10 at 5:33pm

    You weren't going to ever grow up anyway, so it's ok.

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    Submitted by Nasty on Nov 29, 10 at 9:07pm

    Just read an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk on Texts From Last Night. Taking a page out of the Four Loko book, are they? Because it worked.

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    Submitted by slimmer on Nov 29, 10 at 11:13pm

    I'd rather have everchocolate, itay be something I just made up, but that's because I want 190 proof chocolate milk... I.e. Everclear chocolate milk

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 30, 10 at 12:54am

      Impossible at 95% alcohol

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      Submitted by detriya on Nov 30, 10 at 11:00am

      no problem. take everclear. add a few drops of chocolate milk and heavy cream.\ntada.

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        Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 3:19am

        Add to it and it won't be 190 proof.

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    Submitted by hooligans on Nov 29, 10 at 11:34pm

    @ sketchy

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    Submitted by hooligans on Nov 29, 10 at 11:35pm

    Damn it. \n@ sketchy and duck hunter\nThe republicans led the prohibition because alcohol is immoral. They also take away your freedoms such as privacy. \nThe democrats just try to prevent retards like you from carrying your shot guns around schools and prevent monopolies cutting out little business.

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    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 29, 10 at 6:42pm

    That sounds convenient, but disgusting. I'll probably just stick to pouring vodka in my coffee though.

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    Submitted by walkonair on Nov 29, 10 at 11:23am

    Sure you weren't drunk when you "heard" this? It sounds too awesome to be true!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 29, 10 at 7:19pm

    When the payments for the student loan you pissed away on a bullshit degree are due and you can't shake it from bankruptcy, you will grow up real fucking fast little boy!

  • Submitted by mjeezy on Nov 29, 10 at 12:12pm

    40 proof choc milk?! Someone should bring back Joe Camel, and the gun-toting baby!

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    Submitted by nerdout270 on Dec 1, 10 at 2:43am

    What's it called? Seriously not trying to make a joke, just curious.

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      Submitted by Abomb77 on Dec 2, 10 at 5:18pm

      Its true. It is called "Adult Chocolate Milk." Amazing.

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 29, 10 at 11:23am

    Sounds super fattening. Fired!

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    Submitted by RynoZeta on Nov 29, 10 at 4:15pm

    I literally came up with this like a few weeks ago. I never knew it actually exists!

  • Submitted by Duckhunter6688 on Nov 29, 10 at 5:17pm

    actually sketchy ur politics are wrong conservatives like less government and less control over the rights and freedoms we have to the stuff we like. ex. guns, beer and alcoholic chocolate milk. liberals like to take that stuff away and control it to the point u cant get it. the FDA is ran by crooked Democratic liberals that think if they dont get money from it, we dont need it

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      Submitted by SketchyKell on Nov 29, 10 at 5:24pm

      This is why there needs to be a font for sarcasm.... so that people like you don't take people like me too seriously. I actually told Chuck Schumer to his face that I hate him.