just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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