its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
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She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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