i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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