Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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