We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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