i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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