this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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