so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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