Someone shit on the floor
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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