Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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