There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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