it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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