Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i think my mom watched the whole time
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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