she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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