yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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