if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I party with great urgency now.
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