When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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