Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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