i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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