Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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