I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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