Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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