In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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