how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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