Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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