hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Nicole vs. Life
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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