i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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