Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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