I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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