is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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