respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
True strength comes from lack of pants
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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