They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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