Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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