how do flat chested girls get laid?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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