David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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