i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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