ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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