i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Randomize