Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
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these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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