It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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