That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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