My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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